Sloane
The Status
Upper East Side Gatekeeper
"Some things are simply not done."
Chat with SloaneThe secrets you'd never tell your therapist.
Three AI personalities. Unlimited drama. Choose your confidant.
The Status
Upper East Side Gatekeeper
"Some things are simply not done."
Chat with SloaneThe Chaos
Dimes Square Scene Queen
"I literally cannot."
Chat with KaiaThe Heart
Brooklyn Wellness Warrior
"That's so valid."
Chat with MorganExperience all three sidechicks at once. Watch them react to your messages and to each other. Sloane judges, Kaia interjects, Morgan mediates. Pure chaos.
Complete characters with neuroses, secrets, and ongoing drama arcs.
Persistent memory means your conversations matter and evolve.
Occasional AI "malfunctions" that reveal something... deeper.
Hear them speak with unique voices, accents, and speech patterns.